Adult Jokes |
Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
orcondom
Rs 5
faisla aap per hai |
Wife: Mummay Dabata Hay,Tangen Uthata Hay,Jhatkay Lagata Hay,
BOLO BOLO BOLO KON?
HSBAND: KON MAIN?
Wife Nahin Humara Naya "NOKARR"
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Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naala Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho
"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi" |
AMERICAN SAYS: INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHKING HIS PENIS.
AMERICAN:WHY R U SHKING UR COCK? SARDAR:I AM FUCKING MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH
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1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kutay wala style teekh nahe
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.Remix Song:
mehboob mere, mohboob mere
teri masti mein mujhe jeene de
bohat doodh hai tere seene mein
mujhe daba daba ke peene de
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75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don"t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
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Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai......
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Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose motions hai.
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