Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection
Jokes
A rupee is easy 2 earn... but a smile is hard 2 find... rupee loses its value... smile increases its worth.. i lost a rupee when i sms u... but who cares! i won ur smile...
Aey khuda
sari khushian, Sari daulat Sari izzat, Sari rematain Sari barkatain, Sari mohabbaten Sari chahatain, De de us ko jis k dil main hai.........
Dard-e-Disco
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
I am a polie officer And you are under arrest Kyon k jitne pyare aap ho Itna pyara hona Qanunan juram hai is liye aapko humare dil mein umer qaid ki saza di jati hai.
Milne ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms, Chehre pe smile ki tamanna lekar aaya hai ye sms, Bhule nahi hai yar tuje, Ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye SMS.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I will come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from
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