Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection

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Cool Sms

 

A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...

 

Aey khuda

sari khushian, Sari daulat
Sari izzat, Sari rematain
Sari barkatain, Sari mohabbaten
Sari chahatain, De de us ko
jis k dil main hai.........

Dard-e-Disco

 

 

If i were to describe true love
than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman,
he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...

 

Do you know your 1 smile can make 100
peoples die, so u can decrease this over
population, so baby, please keep on smiling

 

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

 

It is scientifically proved that suger
can dissolve in water,so please dont go
outside when it is raining, cuz u r the
sweetest in the whole world.

 

SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.


I am a polie officer
And you are under arrest
Kyon k jitne pyare aap ho
Itna pyara hona Qanunan juram hai
is liye aapko humare dil mein umer qaid ki
saza di jati hai.

 

 

Milne ki tamanna
lekar aaya hai ye sms,
Chehre pe smile ki
tamanna lekar
aaya hai ye sms,
Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
ye SMS.

 

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel
that u have lost everything, I will come,
hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump from

 

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