Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection

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Flirt Jokes

 

Boy: I"m not rich like Rahul, I don"t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U! Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

 

Ur Ultimate Ur Logicall Ur lovely Ur Unpredictable In shortcut ur ullu

 

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

 

wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top...

 

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

 

Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain

 

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

 

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let"s Thank... KAAMWALI

 

I love my eyes when you look into them, i love my name when you say it,i love my heart when u love it, and i love my life when you are a part of it.

 

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies

 

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