Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection
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Funny Jokes

 

Ek larka, ek larki .... Aha
Aadhi rat ko.... aha
jungle mein...... oho
jhari ke peeche..... aha
sab se chup ke..... aha
daba daba ke..... oho
choos choos ke.... aha


aam kha rahe the........

 

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".

 

PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLi KAR LE .

 

Q: What is the difference b/w Secretary & private secretary?

Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

 

A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."

 

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aik dost dosre se: yar aaj teri bhabi ghar pe nahi hai warna mein tujhe chae pilata.
dosra dost: yar bahane na kar doodh to bazar se bhi mil jata hai.

 

Lady: doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai, doctor: kiss kitni bar karti ho? 
Lady: saal main aik bar, Doctor: infection nahi zan lag gaya hai in ko.

 

1 pathan road ke kinaray pishab kar raha tah.
1 engraiz ne us se poocha: what do you do?
Pathan ne jawab dia: I open the zip and DO THE DEW.........!!!!

 

Doctor: zor se sans lain, lambi sans aur lambi.
Suddenly a sound came kahatak
Dr: lagta hai apki paslee fracture ho gai.
Lady: harami: meri brazer ka hook toot gya hai

 
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