Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection
Funny Quotes |
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. |
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz |
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! |
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West |
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." |
He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants." |
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" |
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." |
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein |
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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