Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection
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Funny Sms

 

Hello!
Mein AMITABH BACHAN bol raha hoon
KON BANE GA CROR PATI se
apki patni mere samne bethi hain
agli awaz ap ki patni ki
BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO

 

mil gaya oye mil gaya
oye oye mil gaya
oho mil gaya
ballay ballay
mil he gaya
aj to mil he gya
ye sms parhne wala ek aur bewaqoof mil gaya

 

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe

 

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

 

jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu … tu kia ”washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai”

 

1 doctor apni beti ki shadi kis se kare ga?

Jawab do?

comander safeguard se q k woHi to hai mulk bhar main doctorz ki
awalin pasand.

 

Quad-e-azam fout ho chuke hain
Liaqat ali bhi shaheed ho chuke hain
Allama iqbal bhi nahi rahe
Meri bhi tabyat sahi nahi rehti
pata nahi Pakistan ka kya bane ga

 

Usne haathon per mehndi lagai hui hai
Hum ne uski doli sajai hui hai
Hume pata tha woh bewafa nikle gi is liey
Humne uski choti behan bhi phasai hui hai

 

Yeh hamari Mardam Shumari ki Sms Service hai
Ager ap Male hai to 2 sms karai
Ager Female hai to 1 Sms karai
Ager Apna ap per shak hai to koi sms na karain.

 

Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..

 
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