Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection
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Kids Jokes

 

Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
"OH GOD, OH GOD"

 

Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.

Johnny: Who, me?

Teacher: Very good!

 

Tourist: How would you describe the rain in this part of the country?
Local: Little drops of water falling from the sky

 

Customer: How much is that duck?
Shopkeeper: Ten dollars.

Customer: Okay, could you please send me the bill?
Shopkeeper: I'm sorry, but you'll have to take the whole bird.

 

Girl: What did you get that little medal for?
Boy: For singing
Girl: What did you get the big one for?
Boy: For stopping!

 

Tom: AH!There's a bug in my soup!

!Waiter: (whispering)Don't shout or every person will want one !

 

How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card

 

During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.

Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

 

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

 

Q: If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left?
A: None were left! All the rest were copy cats!

 
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