Funniest Jokes & Best Sms Collection
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Love Jokes

 

Kiss is te key of Love
Love is the key of marriage
Marriage is the box of children
Children are problem of Pakistan
So Stop kissing and save Pakista

 

A Love Story
I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,

The Flu

 

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from the movies.Alice was feeling romantic. 'Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?' she crooned.

'Why not?' Al grunted. 'Didn't I love you through four other shades?'

 

A woman is like a pack of cards ...
... You need a heart to love her
... A diamond to marry her
... A club to smash her head in

... And a spade to bury the bitch

 

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....

 

John  fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her.After much thinking he asked,'Sandra,would you like to be mother of my children?'Sandra replied, "Why not? How many have you?".

 

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

 

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."

 

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

 

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

 
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